Now that is a brilliant idea. Wonder why no one ever thought of it before. If God had a fax machine, sorta like the Lubavitcher rebbe then we could just fax him our requests instead of mummbling hebrew words for hours on end. Then he could look at them at his leisure instead of trying to remember everyone who spoke to him and what it was that they wanted. I shnudder one fax machine to God......Avi
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I guess they need to let us know how smart and right they are so we wouldn't get confused, be naughty boys and girls and believe in G-d.
"The Official God FAQ"
Now that is a brilliant idea. Wonder why no one ever thought of it before. If God had a fax machine, sorta like the Lubavitcher rebbe then we could just fax him our requests instead of mummbling hebrew words for hours on end. Then he could look at them at his leisure instead of trying to remember everyone who spoke to him and what it was that they wanted. I shnudder one fax machine to God......Avi
I keep calling God's support line, but all I get is a recording saying "RTFM"
God is dead. Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. God
Wait to see who has the last word.
Candyman?
Not necessarily.
God and Nietzsche are dead.—me
Have you seen these? Quite good.
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php
and
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Start_a_Religion
OSM,
The jhuger piece is brilliant. I may do a post that links to it. Where did you hear of it?
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